So, I heard about this comedian at the club who died on stage. Literally. π His last words were, “You’ve been a great audience, try the veal!” Turns out, it wasn’t the punchline that killed; it was the veal. π₯© The chef called it his specialty; the coroner called it salmonella. Talk about a grave error in the kitchen! The comedy club now has a two-drink minimum and a complimentary will preparation service. πΈβοΈ
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