The Last Laugh: The Comedian Who Needed a Heimlich

So this comedian walks into a bar, right? He’s up on stage, doing his thing, when he suddenly starts choking on a pretzel. The crowd is in stitches, they think it’s all part of the act. He’s turning blue, flailing around, and someone shouts, "Best performance ever!" Just as he’s about to pass out, a doctor rushes over and performs a Heimlich maneuver. The pretzel flies out, the comedian gasps for air, and the doc says, "You’re lucky I’m here, that could’ve been your last laugh!" The comedian, still catching his breath, rasps, "Doc, you just stole my punchline." 😂🚑

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