Two morticians were chatting over lunch. One says, “You won’t believe the mix-up we had this morning. We accidentally switched the bodies of a magician and a conductor. It was a real spectacle at the funeral!”
The other raises an eyebrow, “Oh? What happened?”
“Well, when we pulled back the curtain for the reveal, instead of the magician, it was the conductor lying there. And just as the family started to freak out, the magician pops out of the coffin asking for a volunteer from the audience!”
The table fell silent for a moment before they both burst into laughter. “Well,” the second mortician chuckled, “I guess that’s one way to orchestrate your final act. 🎩⚰️🎻”
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